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Haunt of William P. Robertson--Master of the Macabre & Gothic Horror: Readings

No One Wondered

(William P. Robertson)
November 21, 2010
William P. Robertson

"No One Wondered" is a good example of black humor.  The poem first appeared on my audio book CD, Until Death Do Impart.




The bride chose black

for her wedding gown.

A frightening amount

of mascara

entombed her stare,

and her ears were adorned

with upside-down crosses.

Her arms were strands

of overcooked spaghetti.

Her hips were straight bone.

Spiked high heels

completed her ensemble.

No one wondered

when the groom

drove up in a hearse.